Unwrap a little naughty every day.
Thongmas is the advent calendar she'll actually use: 12 numbered drawers, a brand-new thong behind every one, all in a burgundy-and-gold keepsake box.
12 drawers. 12 surprises.
One new thong behind every door, tucked in tissue.
Tap a drawer to peek. (The real ones are a surprise.)
Thongmas™ 12 Days of Thongs Advent Calendar
🎁 12 numbered drawers, 12 thongs
✨ Gift-ready box with gold foil and satin bow
📦 Ships in plain, discreet packaging
😂 The funniest gift under the tree
Gift it with confidence
Cheeky gift, serious service.
Discreet Packaging
Ships in a plain outer box. Nobody at your door knows it's Thongmas until it's unwrapped.
Tracked Shipping
Tracking on every order, so you know exactly when it lands. Details
30-Day Returns
Unopened calendars can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Details
Real Humans
Sizing question or gift emergency? Message us and a real person will help.
Questions, answered
What's inside?
12 numbered drawers, each holding one thong wrapped in tissue. Every drawer is a different style, so each day is a new surprise.
How do I pick a size?
Choose her everyday underwear size. All 12 thongs in the calendar come in the size you select. Between sizes? Size up for comfort.
Is the packaging discreet?
Yes. Your calendar ships inside a plain outer box with no Thongmas branding on the outside.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Orders process in 1–3 business days and typically arrive within 7–12 business days in the US. Order early to be safe, and you'll get tracking by email as soon as it ships.
Can I return it?
For hygiene reasons we can only accept unopened calendars, within 30 days of delivery. If anything arrives damaged, message us with a photo and we'll make it right. Return policy
Unwrapped & approved
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★★★★★
Best gift I've given
My girlfriend laughed for a solid minute when she opened the box, then made me wait every single day for the next drawer.
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★★★★★
Obsessed with the box
The box is gorgeous, burgundy and gold, it actually looks expensive. Opening a drawer every morning is my new favorite thing.
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★★★★★
White elephant winner
Brought this to our girls' gift swap and it got stolen three times. Ordering two more for next year.
